Now that's how you finish the year up strong... LINE UP!!!

KAPA's 2nd Annual Operation Santa Program

The Lineup: December ‘10

What I can’t live without:  That Christmas Spirit.  There’s nothing like it.  I’m not nearly as animated as I was when I was a kid but I still love the feeling.  I enjoy trying to guess and find the perfect gift for a loved one.  I love working on a project that raises money and buys gifts for children whose parents can’t afford them.  And... who doesn’t love receiving gifts?

(Related: Comfortable sweaters, hot coco on a cold day and the chance of a white Christmas.)

(UNrelated: my heat bill, shoveling snow, and those stupid Christmas specials on TV)

You know what really grinds my gears...

Anti-Social

I hate people.

Correction:  I hate people that are like you.

The problem is, anyone can possibly be you and completely ruin my day.  So I’d rather be safe than sorry and assume everyone is you until proven otherwise.

So I take that back.  

Why we creep...

Settling.

I can’t remember the last time that I met a woman who hasn’t been cheated on.  You let most women give the statistic and they will tell you that 99.9% of men cheat and the final 0.1% are impotent.  In a world where David Letterman and Tiger Woods have made stepping out famous, it seems that every relationship is doomed.  I won’t bother to disagree or attempt to defend the virtues of the male species,  but I will provide an answer to the age-old question that haunts women in their dreams.  Why do men cheat?  The answer is simple.