Thou shalt not judge...

Judge Me Not! (Vol. 1)

Inspired by MTV’s Girl Code

We all have those random thoughts, feelings and opinions that are probably better left unsaid and not shared with the rest of the world.  It’s a little too late for me to not share what I'm thinking so here are the thoughts and opinions that are either too simple or too stupid to write an entire post about.

·      Let’s get the obvious out of the way:  I watch and really enjoy MTV’s Girl Code.

·      When I’m walking down the street, I’ll fake like I’m talking on the phone to avoid communicating with homeless people that ask me for money.

·      I think about stealing a candy bar from CVS, often.

·      Channing Tatum makes me insecure.

·      … so does The Rock.

·      The Rock is becoming the 2 Chainz features of movies and TV shows and I don’t mean that in a good way.

·      I wish bad things on people who smoke cigarettes in public.  Like really bad things.

·      If I’m riding the bus and I hear the hydraulics and see the driver get out of his seat to help someone with a wheelchair get on, I roll my eyes.

·      Speaking of Channing Tatum, I thought Magic Mike was a really good movie.

·      At 31 years old, I still eat several peanut butter and jelly sandwiches daily.

·      I have entirely too much knowledge about the porn industry.

·      Driving kind of turns me into a bit of a racist… and a sexist.

·      Basketball definitely turns me into a chauvinist.

·      If you get cheated on by a professional athlete, I laugh at you.

·      I think Kim Kardashian has shown us that you can do a single publicity stunt for 9 months.

·      I miss George W. Bush… not as a President but as a [gasp] moderate republican. (if that’s still a thing anymore)

·      I think re-gifting is an acceptable form of gift giving.

Please, #DontJudgeMe