The Lineup: September ‘11
What I can’t live without: Beyond Scared Straight. Or as I like to call it, crack for your eyeballs. It’s a more intense version of the Scared Straight show that we used to watch when we were younger and thank goodness for that because Bad Ass Kids + Jail = Comedy. There is nothing funnier than watching some wannabe gangster get reduced to tears at the hands of a criminal who threatens to sell him off for a pack of cigarettes. The best part however, is watching these kids realize they are throwing their lives away with these bad decisions and making a change.
(Related: Breaking Bad – The start of this season could be misconstrued as being “slow” but those first episodes were only the fuses tied to the mountain of dynamite that’s about to explode.)